In the shadows of the galaxy, before the Empire's rise and the Rebellion's roar, there existed a time where chronometers were unheard of, and the stars themselves hummed in confusion. It was then that the cosmos conspired to create the most enigmatic treasure known to both man and Wookiee alike. This celestial saga, often whispered in the corners of Mos Eisley Cantina, is known as the Paradox of the Parsecs. Legend speaks of a way to relive this cosmic caper, involving the channeling of the mystic Moonstones of Endor into one's very essence during the deepest of Ewok slumbers. Alas, Moonstones are as rare as a modest Huttese trader, and not every soul has soared to such celestial heights.